I have completed the script/outline for my two trailers. For my first trailer i wanted to break all normal conventions of a trailer. This trailer opens with a narrator telling the story of ancient pizza. The visuals are ancient pictures ( cave drawings or other ancient pictures). Half way through his story we see that the main character of the film is not finished drawing the rest of the pictures, the rest of the trailer is the narrator arguing with the main character for wasting his time. Then the title card.

The second trailer is more traditional showing the plot of the movie and introducing characters. It will show the main character sucking at everything and then coming up with the idea with his friends and starting the trip.

Script

Billy Canton.      John Ford

Title: -------

Sub:It's Pizza Time!

(NOTE: every line can be changed while filming if the ad lined line is funnier.)

Trailer 1 ~

Cave drawings of the story with narrator being very serious, gets to the 5th image and sees that artist is still working on it.

Narrator: The round, circular disc of dough, tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese has been around since the dawn of the ancient Italians. They named it Pizza, after the late Pete Za, inventor of the….

Narrator: Excuse me ...what are you doing?

Billy: I'm finishing the drawings for (looks at script) the Pizza time movie trailer number 2.

Narrator: It's not done yet? (Billy shakes his head) well then why am I doing the VO for this trailer ( narrator gets angry) I just spent hours doing my vocal warm ups and preparing this amazing script about the history of pizza and its impact in today's society, I haven't even gotten to the story yet !!!; and you haven't finished yet! This is an outrage.

Billy: look mister i'll be done in a few hours if you just wanna wait.

Narrator:  A few hours!!! No I'm going to call my agent ( phone starts to ring)

Title card

Narrator: (on phone) no he's not finished yet……. well what do you want me to do……(ad lib the rest )

Date of film opening

Trailer 2

The story

Narrator: Billy Canton was an ordinary kid who loved playing sports, Hanging out with friends and playing video games (footage of billy playing catch, with friends and Zelda);the only problem was that he sucked at all of them. ( billy gets hit with the ball, misses a hi five, and dies in zelda in a stupid way)

Music starts

( footage of adult figures being disappointed , coach, teacher, parent, friend)

Advisor: Look billy you need to accomplish something before you graduate you'll never get into college with this resume( holds up paper with Billy's name and a line that says achieved 6th place in the engineering competition) oh this one's fine, how many people were in that competition?

( picture of all six competitors )

Billy: ...oh I couldn't even remember there was so many people.

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Friend: … what about becoming the world's strongest man

Friend: or the world's fastest man

Mom peeks around the corner: or get good grades in school…

All friends and billy look at mom with a confused face

Billy: I got it ( looks at pizza) I'm gonna break every record for eating the most pizza at every pizza place in Florida.

Friend: why Florida?

Billy: Gotta think small.

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Opens door

John ( fake recorder) : I'm here representing the Pseudo record book to record your progress on your road to success ( reading of hand notes)

Billy: are you actually from the record company.?

John: What makes you say that?(Name tag starts to fall off revealing a logo for a store)

Billy: alright let's go

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Text card: insert name

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Billy eating a shit ton of pizza

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Text card: insert other name

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John: I just wanted free pizza!!!!

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Text card: IN

Text card:----------: ITS PIZZA TIME

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BIlly: I'm gonna be sick

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Text card: date of opening